March 2011
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“I believe there was a book that claimed the world was created in seven days....”
– Warren Vidic, Assassin’s Creed (via lambrequin)
Mar 26th
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ooc: Okay, yeah...
I believe I’m going to have to drop this account. As much as I loved trolling you guys, I’m just not very active, and I feel like I’m just wasting space. I also have a lot weighing on me with personal responsibility and stuff, and I just feel like maybe someone else would appreciate this position more than I do. But I think that maybe, if no one takes up the gauntlet, I’ll...
Mar 24th
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OOC.
I might not stick around AC!Tumblr much longer. I was planning on maintaining this account more actively after next weekend (when I can finally relax) but I just feel like I’m a little… Perhaps extraneous? I’m not certain. In any case, I figured I’d at least give a warning before just suddenly deleting this account. I’m still not sure, I might decide to stick around...
Mar 11th
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lavolpevolpe-deactivated2011081 asked: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Mar 9th
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space-bitch-juno asked: I AM A SPACE BITCH FROM THE PAST AND FUTURE
I CAN SEE ALL
WITH MY TWO GODLY EYEBALLS
Mar 8th
space-bitch-juno asked: YOU ARE A FOOL TO HAVE LET DESMOND MILES GO
HE SHALL BE THE REASON BEHIND YOUR GRACELESS DOWNFALL
Mar 8th
animus2point0-deactivated201105 asked: I know where the Apple is.
Mar 8th
desmond-miles-deactivated201207 asked: You know what? I'm not gonna waste my time humouring you. Ass.

...We do have the hidden blade though.
Mar 8th
desmond-miles-deactivated201207 asked: ACTUALLY, you know what the Assassins have that the Templars DON'T?

An awesome dress sense. That cannot be denied, old man.
Mar 8th
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The awkward moment when you realise you cannot...
desmond-miles: I suppose I shall have to ask, in the form of those addicted to the internet…. You mad, Mr. Miles?
Mar 8th
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desmond-miles-deactivated201207 asked: ...Oh, I will piss on your grave, dude.
Mar 8th
the-spaniard-pope asked: Vidic how have you been?
Mar 8th
subject-fifteen-deactivated2011 asked: What are you serving for dinner tonight? Something of the 'mouthwatering' artificial quality?
Mar 8th
desmond-miles-deactivated201207 asked: DICKWAD.
Mar 8th
desmond-miles-deactivated201207 asked: Hey. Hey. Hey Vidic. Guess who escaped. Guess who. Guess.
Mar 8th
animus2point0-deactivated201105 asked: How does it like having all of that money and yet nothing as hip as me?
Mar 8th
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ooc: Just FYI.
I’m still around, you know. I’ve just been busy lately and haven’t had time to manage anything with this. Just letting you guys know that I haven’t resigned or anything. I’m still kicking it.
Mar 7th
February 2011
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Feb 23rd
Wanking in Abstergo is awkward.
yourfavouritehistorian: warrenvidic: yourfavouritehistorian: I feel like someone is watching… We are always watching you, Mr. Hastings. You might want to be careful what you do in your cell. No. You’re joking. You didn’t just watch me wank. Haha, funny Vidic! I did not. I have better things to do than watch you touch yourself, Mr. Hastings. But perhaps the guard monitoring your cell...
Feb 22nd
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Wanking in Abstergo is awkward.
yourfavouritehistorian: I feel like someone is watching… We are always watching you, Mr. Hastings. You might want to be careful what you do in your cell.
Feb 22nd
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There's still so much work for us to do together.:... →
the-spaniard-pope: robert-de-sable: Robert de Sable says: ((HAY SEXY~!)) Rodrigo says: (HEY SEXIER ;D) Robert de Sable says: (PFFFT.) Rodrigo says: (ADJAOSDIJAO) Rodrigo says: Robert. Rodrigo says: (OH YEAH) Rodrigo says: (OOCVIDIC AND I THOUGHT THAT WE SHOULD TOTALLY HAVE A TEA PARTY) Robert de… (OH DIO VIDIC WHERE ARE YOU!? YOU, ROBERT AND I HAVE TO TALK ALTOGETHER!) (AWW BBY...
Feb 15th
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The reasons why Templars are much cooler then...
robert-de-sable: Robert de Sable says: ((HAY SEXY~!)) Rodrigo says: (HEY SEXIER ;D) Robert de Sable says: (PFFFT.) Rodrigo says: (ADJAOSDIJAO) Rodrigo says: Robert. Rodrigo says: (OH YEAH) Rodrigo says: (OOCVIDIC AND I THOUGHT THAT WE SHOULD TOTALLY HAVE A TEA PARTY) Robert de Sable says: ((….oh my fucking GOD, YES PLEASE.)) Rodrigo says: (WE SHOULD!) Robert de Sable says: ...
Feb 15th
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yourfavouritehistorian: It sickened him to no ends to wake to this putrid man. He dropped his head back into the hard pillow and closed his eyes, squeezing them shut tightly. He remembered his mum telling him to do that whenever he thought the boogy man was nearby at night, saying that if he couldn’t see the bad things, that they weren’t actually there. Poor, deranged mum… Shaun was completely...
Feb 15th
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Happy Valentine's Day, Vidic.
lucy-stillman: Read More ….. Same to you, Ms. Stillman.
Feb 15th
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nla-lucy-stillman asked: Here's your goddamn valentine, fuckhead.

http://lucy-stillman.tumblr.com/post/3305366946/lucy-lifted-her-jacket-from-the-back-of-her-desk

ooc: OH MY GOD COME HERE AND LET ME KISS YOUR FACE I STILL CANNOT BELIEVE ANYTHING
Feb 15th
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yourfavouritehistorian: warrenvidic: Vidic opened the door of the cell in the same fashion as he had with Desmond, and then afterwards with Lucy: with a large amount of pomp and circumstance. After it slid open he stepped through, his stride lively, his face still lit up with triumph. “Wake up! Up, Mr. Hastings. We have a lot to cover today, and I must say, not that much time to do it in.” He...
Feb 15th
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abstergo0050-deactivated2011030 asked: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-e0UO9dtoc
Feb 15th
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Vidic opened the door of the cell in the same fashion as he had with Desmond, and then afterwards with Lucy: with a large amount of pomp and circumstance. After it slid open he stepped through, his stride lively, his face still lit up with triumph. “Wake up! Up, Mr. Hastings. We have a lot to cover today, and I must say, not that much time to do it in.” He crossed his arms and stood...
Feb 15th
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abstergo0050: lucy-stillman: My best friend’s a prisoner, I’m single again, I’m beat to shit and back, I’m drunk and I’m fighting a losing war. Excuse me if I’m not in the spirit. ooc: YOU USED MY GIF I AM SO dfj;ksdjfksjdfkjfdsfLFJLJ!!
Feb 15th
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MY VALENTINE FOR RICHARD. GOD, WHY.
(This one takes some explaining, and is sort of an inside joke.) So Richard has been bothering me about ‘doing a jig’ for the last few weeks. Now, I’m not quite sure what he means by ‘a jig’, I figured it was a sort of a modern thing that the kids are into. So I looked up up, but the closest thing I could come up with was ‘The Jerk’. So here is an...
Feb 14th
il-carnefice: -subject16: illupotheprowler: -subject16 liked your post: Il Lupo lost a follower. I lost one too. Same here. Me too.
Feb 14th
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OOC;
dai-of-jerusalem said: WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE JESUS AGHSDASGHS ksdjf;kldsjfDSKFJLSKDFJ WHAT ABOUT YOU YOUR PICTURE WAS ADORBS YOU’RE FLATTERING ME AND WHEN I’M FLATTERED I BLUSH A LOT AND NOW MY FACE IS ALL RED AND dfasdjfksjdfksdf YOU’RE TOO SWEET YOU SWEET THING...
Feb 14th
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Cum Face
il-carnefice: niccolo-machiavelli: OH. HOW. INTERESTING.
Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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yourfavouritehistorian: warrenvidic: He was a little surprised with Shaun’s silence, but not much. It seemed to him that he was just learning to hold his tongue a little more quickly than he had expected. They reached the cell and Vidic opened the door with his key card, allowing the guards to throw the man into the room with no large amount of gentility. He dismissed the two with a wave of...
Feb 13th
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yourfavouritehistorian: warrenvidic: yourfavouritehistorian: It had merely been a slip of the tongue, but it had cost him. Slammed to the ground, Shaun grunted in pain and he thought that had been it. Just tossed to the floor and they’d pick him up, carry him back to his room. Everything would be dandy - he’d have maybe a small little scratch on his glasses. But no. This wasn’t a novel...
Feb 13th
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yourfavouritehistorian: warrenvidic: Hearing the end of Shaun’s little retort, he sighed. “How unfortunate, Mr. Hastings. You were doing so well.” He put up a hand, signaling the men to stop, and turned around. “Gentlemen? As we discussed.” Immediately, they threw Shaun to the ground, one pressing his boot to the small of the man’s back to keep him from running while the other kicked him...
Feb 13th
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suckmydiiiiick asked: 89HUOJNRDGV OMG VIDIC. VIDIC PLEASE. I JUST WANT YOU TO SAY "GOOD MORNING, MR. MILES" IN THAT JOLLY WAY YOU DO. GWEDVSH89IOUWEGJKDVS OMG THAT IS ALL I WANT. I THINK THIS IS OOC BUT MAYBE DESMOND IS JUST LOSING HIS MIND, I DUNNO. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Feb 13th
Anonymous asked: Tell us how seeing Shaun, flustered and on the ground with his mouth wide open, screaming because of your commands, makes you feel.
Feb 13th
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I AM GETTING SOME TERRIBLE ANONS THIS EVENING.
ALL OF YOU STOP THAT. STOP THAT THIS INSTANT.
Feb 13th
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Really now.
Why.
Feb 13th
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ooc: just, y'know, torturing Shaun, reading the...
His throat felt hoarse as he shouted at the top of his lungs, feeling the man relentlessly kick the hope out of him. >feeling the man relentlessly kick the hope out of him. >feeling the man relentlessly kick the hope out of him. >feeling the man relentlessly kick the hope out of him. wow if I didn’t feel like a dick I SURE DO NOW
Feb 13th
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Leave a message in my ask box with a question or...
i-strangle-people: halcyon-ilmedico: beeblez: vanillavalium: YES YES YES YOU GUYS YES PLEASE. I’LL EVEN DO A VIDEO POST, THOUGH IT MIGHT TAKE ME A DAY. I’M ON A ROLL. 5 QUESTIONS MINIMUM THOUGH. 8D OH YES. AND I’ll try to be in character too~~~ TRY! >8U
Feb 13th
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I think I like this anon that is harassing Lucy.
Carry on, please.
Feb 13th
yourfavouritehistorian: warrenvidic: Vidic gestured to the guard. “Take the bag off his head; we’re not trying to run a criminal organization here.” The doctor watched as Shaun blinked into the white light of the Abstergo halls, his glasses slightly askew. Vidic had presumed correct: as much as it seemed that he was fighting it, the man was indeed frightened. With a newly-strengthened sense...
Feb 13th
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yourfavouritehistorian: warrenvidic: After they’d packed Shaun up and taken him back to Abstergo - all without incident, really; the man was as quiet during the ride as though he were on his way to the gallows - Vidic decided he’d help personally escort Mr. Hastings to his cell. For the sake of convenience, it had been decided that he would stay in the same cell that Lucy had previously...
Feb 13th
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I won't stand in your way, let your hatred grow -
yourfavouritehistorian: and he’ll scream and he’ll shout and he’ll pray and he had a name yeah, he had a name. If you’re speaking of yourself, Shaun, I should like to say that you are correct. When I’m finished with you, the only name you’ll be able to give yourself will be whatever name I tell you to. So I suppose you’d better start with your screaming, shouting,...
Feb 13th
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I DON'T EVEN-
lucy-stillman: yourfavouritehistorian: Shaun says: JDSJFHSJDFHSJDFH <33333333 SDFJHSDFJH MSN YOU PIECE OF SHITE Warren says: ?? Shaun says: sorry it logged me out and in exactly what Vidic’s gonna do to Shaun HURRRRRRRRRRRRRR POOR PUN Warren says: HAHAHA Shaun says: “Vidic…” Shaun groaned as he felt the older man click his mouse, blushing when Vidic finally logged in. “I-It hurts! N-no!...
Feb 13th
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Realizing his fate was practically sealed, Shaun...
yourfavouritehistorian: But then suddenly, a thought worse and more disgusting than anything else crossed his mind. It was the truth. Something that he didn’t want to admit but dwelling on it, Shaun felt his whole world begin to fall apart. He would be spending Valentine’s Day in Abstergo. With Vidic. … Valentine’s Day with Vidic. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- I really hope you enjoy scotch and...
Feb 13th
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ooc: TO LUCY AND DESMOND.
STOP MAKING ME FEEL BAD FOR BEING MYSELF god you two, making me sob everywhere I can’t even
Feb 13th