There's still so much work for us to do together.

"I believe there was a book that claimed the world was created in seven days. Best-seller, too!"

Fri, 25 Mar 2011 23:00:07 -0400

“I believe there was a book that claimed the world was created in seven days. Best-seller, too!”

- Warren Vidic, Assassin’s Creed (via lambrequin)

ooc: Okay, yeah...

Thu, 24 Mar 2011 13:13:34 -0400

I believe I’m going to have to drop this account. As much as I loved trolling you guys, I’m just not very active, and I feel like I’m just wasting space. I also have a lot weighing on me with personal responsibility and stuff, and I just feel like maybe someone else would appreciate this position more than I do.

But I think that maybe, if no one takes up the gauntlet, I’ll return with time. It’s just that for now, I’d rather you guys have an active Vidic to troll you, yeah? So I’ll keep the account open, I’ll just tell the masterlist to take me off of it.

I’ll still have my msn, and I’ll get on every so often to chat. I know I haven’t been on lately, but just drop me a line if you’re interested, yeah? Also, follow my personal and hit me up! That’d be altairyourclothesoff, for those who don’t know.

I loved my time here, and I love all you guys. Stay classy, okay?

OOC.

Fri, 11 Mar 2011 06:33:50 -0500

I might not stick around AC!Tumblr much longer.

I was planning on maintaining this account more actively after next weekend (when I can finally relax) but I just feel like I’m a little… Perhaps extraneous? I’m not certain. In any case, I figured I’d at least give a warning before just suddenly deleting this account.

I’m still not sure, I might decide to stick around for some occasional harassment, but that almost seems pointless.

Derp.

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Wed, 09 Mar 2011 08:23:24 -0500

Now I am taking a moment to truly question those rumors of your immortality.

Does a true human even make such noises?!

I AM A SPACE BITCH FROM THE PAST AND FUTURE
I CAN SEE ALL
WITH MY TWO GODLY EYEBALLS

Tue, 08 Mar 2011 01:38:33 -0500

Hmm, I thought women didn’t like being referred to as, ahem, ‘bitches’.

I’d like it if you’d stop glowing. It’s rather hurting my eyes.

YOU ARE A FOOL TO HAVE LET DESMOND MILES GO
HE SHALL BE THE REASON BEHIND YOUR GRACELESS DOWNFALL

Tue, 08 Mar 2011 01:27:25 -0500

You make it sound as though I had a choice, madam.

And I should say that you are ridiculous. Who, exactly, are you?

I know where the Apple is.

Mon, 07 Mar 2011 21:05:02 -0500

Am I allowed to call ‘bullshit’, or should I actually be interested in the pre-programmed lies you are attempting to spout in my direction?

You know what? I'm not gonna waste my time humouring you. Ass.

...We do have the hidden blade though.

Mon, 07 Mar 2011 19:48:44 -0500

I believe I would be the one humouring your decidedly sad lack of intellect and wit.

And we have high-calibre automatic weaponry, Mr. Miles. If you’d like to make this a game of ‘who has the bigger stick’, I believe that my faction has already won by ten-fold.

ACTUALLY, you know what the Assassins have that the Templars DON'T?

An awesome dress sense. That cannot be denied, old man.

Mon, 07 Mar 2011 19:34:49 -0500

My case is closed.

The awkward moment when you realise you cannot outwit Vidic.

Mon, 07 Mar 2011 19:31:53 -0500

desmond-miles:

I suppose I shall have to ask, in the form of those addicted to the internet….

You mad, Mr. Miles?

...Oh, I will piss on your grave, dude.

Mon, 07 Mar 2011 19:23:28 -0500

If you are not in your own by that point, I will have failed in my all my life goals.

Vidic how have you been?

Mon, 07 Mar 2011 19:20:50 -0500

I have been decent, Rodrigo. Though I should say that ‘exhaustion’ has been merely the least of my worries as of late.

And yourself?

What are you serving for dinner tonight? Something of the 'mouthwatering' artificial quality?

Mon, 07 Mar 2011 19:18:46 -0500

I am sure you will enjoy your ‘gruel’. Though you mustn’t complain, there are people who would kill to be fed at all, Miss Sax.

DICKWAD.

Mon, 07 Mar 2011 19:14:49 -0500

I am not entirely sure what a ‘wad of dicks’ might be, Mr. Miles, but I am rubber, you are glue, et cetera, et cetera.

Hey. Hey. Hey Vidic. Guess who escaped. Guess who. Guess.

Mon, 07 Mar 2011 19:09:07 -0500

Your mother, Mr. Miles.

How does it like having all of that money and yet nothing as hip as me?

Mon, 07 Mar 2011 19:01:00 -0500

We make do.

And now I must ask you:

How does it feel to have emotions and sentient thought, only to realize that it is false and merely a fabrication of technology? To know that you will never be a true human?

Good day to you, Animus.

ooc: Just FYI.

Mon, 07 Mar 2011 00:38:56 -0500

I’m still around, you know.

I’ve just been busy lately and haven’t had time to manage anything with this.

Just letting you guys know that I haven’t resigned or anything. I’m still kicking it.

asteriskos: FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT I find this to be a gross...

Wed, 23 Feb 2011 06:47:57 -0500

asteriskos:

FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT

I find this to be a gross misinterpretation of my actions during Mr. Miles’ incarceration.

Wanking in Abstergo is awkward.

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 02:40:44 -0500

yourfavouritehistorian:

warrenvidic:

yourfavouritehistorian:

I feel like someone is watching…

We are always watching you, Mr. Hastings.

You might want to be careful what you do in your cell.

No. You’re joking. You didn’t just watch me wank. Haha, funny Vidic!

I did not. I have better things to do than watch you touch yourself, Mr. Hastings. But perhaps the guard monitoring your cell got a little show.

And besides, why would I want to see that? I would rather skin myself.

Wanking in Abstergo is awkward.

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 02:29:56 -0500

yourfavouritehistorian:

I feel like someone is watching…

We are always watching you, Mr. Hastings.

You might want to be careful what you do in your cell.

There's still so much work for us to do together.

"I believe there was a book that claimed the world was created in seven days. Best-seller, too!"

ooc: Okay, yeah...

OOC.

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

I AM A SPACE BITCH FROM THE PAST AND FUTURE I CAN SEE ALL WITH MY TWO GODLY EYEBALLS

YOU ARE A FOOL TO HAVE LET DESMOND MILES GO HE SHALL BE THE REASON BEHIND YOUR GRACELESS DOWNFALL

I know where the Apple is.

You know what? I'm not gonna waste my time humouring you. Ass. ...We do have the hidden blade though.

ACTUALLY, you know what the Assassins have that the Templars DON'T? An awesome dress sense. That cannot be denied, old man.

The awkward moment when you realise you cannot outwit Vidic.

...Oh, I will piss on your grave, dude.

Vidic how have you been?

What are you serving for dinner tonight? Something of the 'mouthwatering' artificial quality?

DICKWAD.

Hey. Hey. Hey Vidic. Guess who escaped. Guess who. Guess.

How does it like having all of that money and yet nothing as hip as me?

ooc: Just FYI.

asteriskos: FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT I find this to be a gross...

Wanking in Abstergo is awkward.

Wanking in Abstergo is awkward.

I AM A SPACE BITCH FROM THE PAST AND FUTURE
I CAN SEE ALL
WITH MY TWO GODLY EYEBALLS

YOU ARE A FOOL TO HAVE LET DESMOND MILES GO
HE SHALL BE THE REASON BEHIND YOUR GRACELESS DOWNFALL

You know what? I'm not gonna waste my time humouring you. Ass.

...We do have the hidden blade though.

ACTUALLY, you know what the Assassins have that the Templars DON'T?

An awesome dress sense. That cannot be denied, old man.